1.) Q: What is laughing Dog’s favorite thriller film?
A: The Bone Collector!
2.) Q: What is the name of the autobiographical novel Laughing Dog wrote when he moved from Chicago to Minneapolis in 2001?
A: A Tail of Two Cities!
3.) Q: What did laughing dog call the form of punctuation he invented in 1992 that is used to identify the subject of a sentence as purebred?
A: The “mutt mark”!
4.) Q: What is Laughing Dog’s favorite vitamin?
A: Phylloquinone! (Vitamin K-9)
5.) Q: How does Laughing Dog win every bar fight?
A: He’s fur-ocious!
6.) Q: Why did Laughing Dog’s girlfriend brake up with him?
A: He refused to collar!
7.) Q: Why did Laughing Dog choose to buy his house instead of rent it?
A: He didn’t like the leash agreement!
8.) Q: How did Laughing Dog prove he wasn’t racist?
A: He drank a Red Dog! (Does anyone remember that beer?)
9.) Q: Why doesn’t Laughing Dog put up any fences?
A: He knows a cheaper way to mark his territory…
10.) Q: Who is Laughing Dog’s favorite apostle?
St. Boniface! (He was a German Shepard)
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