Laughing Dog's Jokes: Archive #1

1.) Q: What is Laughing Dog's favorite summer job?
A: Roofing!

2.) Q: Why does Laughing Dog's Iggy Pop CD skip so much?
A: He put a 'scratch' in it!

3.) Q: What does Laughing Dog call the cell-phone he brings with when he's on vacation?
A: A flee-caller!

4.) Q: What does Laughing Dog call his father?
A: Paw!

5.) Q: Why didn't Laughing Dog finish his loaf of bread?
A: He doesn't like the heel!

6.) Q: Why can't Laughing Dog play fetch with a stump?
A: The bark is bigger than his bite!

7.) Q: How did Laughing Dog justify eating a bratwurst at the vegetarian festival?
A: "It's a dog eat dog world!"

8.) Q: Why doesn't Laughing Dog use shaving cream?
A: He likes it 'ruff'!

9.) Q: What did Laughing Dog do when he realized his secretary was a bitch?
A: He asked her on a date!

10.) Q: Who did Laughing Dog's uncle hire to watch his kids while he was away?
A: A baby-Setter!